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The Clean Getaway | Stainless Steel Cat Litter Box with High Walls, Scoop & Mat

The Clean Getaway | Stainless Steel Cat Litter Box with High Walls, Scoop & Mat

Regular price R 1,099.99 ZAR

Regular price Sale price R 1,099.99 ZAR
The Stakeout Perch | Cat Window Hammock with Strong Suction Cups

The Stakeout Perch | Cat Window Hammock with Strong Suction Cups

Regular price R 299.99 ZAR

Regular price Sale price R 299.99 ZAR
The Rosetta Ruby | Luxury Leather Cat Collar with Removable Bowtie & Bell

The Rosetta Ruby | Luxury Leather Cat Collar with Removable Bowtie & Bell

Regular price From R 799.99 ZAR

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The Shakedown | Interactive Cat Toy with Feather Stick, Rolling Balls & Treat Dispenser

The Shakedown | Interactive Cat Toy with Feather Stick, Rolling Balls & Treat Dispenser

Regular price R 199.99 ZAR

Regular price Sale price R 199.99 ZAR
The Button | USB Rechargeable Interactive Cat Toy Ball with Tail

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The Button | USB Rechargeable Interactive Cat Toy Ball with Tail

Regular price R 189.99 ZAR

Regular price ~~R 219.99 ZAR~~ Sale price R 189.99 ZAR

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Catmint Diesel – Premium Catnip (40 g)

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Catmint Diesel – Premium Catnip (40 g)

Regular price R 129.99 ZAR

Regular price ~~R 149.99 ZAR~~ Sale price R 129.99 ZAR

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The Elephant in the Room | Elephant Slow Feeder Mat | Silicone Cat Bowl

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The Elephant in the Room | Elephant Slow Feeder Mat | Silicone Cat Bowl

Regular price R 129.99 ZAR

Regular price ~~R 149.99 ZAR~~ Sale price R 129.99 ZAR

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CS-12 Strike Coils | Plastic Spring Cat Toys (12 pack)

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CS-12 Strike Coils | Plastic Spring Cat Toys (12 pack)

Regular price R 149.99 ZAR

Regular price ~~R 185.99 ZAR~~ Sale price R 149.99 ZAR

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Crown Essentials: Everyday Must-Haves
The minimum kit for daily survival. Collars, leashes, carriers, brushes, and treatments...

Crown Essentials: Everyday Must-Haves
Compact Kingdom: Furniture
Beds, bridges, hammocks, and carriers for cats who operate in tight quarters....

Compact Kingdom: Furniture
Dead Mice Society: Cat Toys
Toys cleared for covert operations: feathered spies, double-agent plushies, and decoys lethal...

Dead Mice Society: Cat Toys
The Nip Joint (Premium Catnip & Party Favors — Restricted Access)
You didn’t hear it from us… but if you’re lookin’ for that...

The Nip Joint (Premium Catnip & Party Favors — Restricted Access)
The Royal Dining Hall: Bowls, Feeding & Treats
Where meals are ceremony, not convenience. Elevated bowls, discreet dispensers, and feeding...

The Royal Dining Hall: Bowls, Feeding & Treats
The Royal Servant’s Quarters (Human Apparel, Bags, Accessories)
Uniforms for the loyal. Dignity not included. This is where the humans...

The Royal Servant’s Quarters (Human Apparel, Bags, Accessories)
Royal Throne: Litter and Litter Boxes
Where business is handled. Quietly. This is no common litter corner. This...

Royal Throne: Litter and Litter Boxes
Welcome & Worship: Gifts & Tributes
This collection includes: Starter kits Gift sets Offerings And items that say,...

Welcome & Worship: Gifts & Tributes

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