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The Sun Throne – Luxury Corduroy Cat Bed Cube
Came for the blanket. Stayed for the surveillance.

Noticed immediate operational upgrades after installing the velvet front.
Comfort level: classified.
Tony, wherever you are, thank you.
📦🛋️🎥

Luna
The Sun Throne – Luxury Corduroy Cat Bed Cube
CS-12 Strike Coils – Pack of 12 Plastic Spring Cat Toys
Strike Coil Certifed

Look. I don’t normally talk. I strike.
Got the CS-12s from the Joint.
You know the ones — coiled like tension, bounce like bad debt.
They move, I pounce. They stop, I interrogate.
It’s not a toy. It’s a tactical drill.

Leo
CS-12 Strike Coils – Pack of 12 Plastic Spring Cat Toys
Lickimat™ Felix - Fish-Shaped Slow Feeder Cat Mat
Don’t ask how I got this.

I was told the rug was “just decor.” Lies. It was a portal to a better life.
The velvet, the discretion, the lack of barking — exactly what I needed.
Will be placing another order. Quietly.🕶️🛏️🐾

Mittens
Lickimat™ Felix - Fish-Shaped Slow Feeder Cat Mat
Catmint Diesel – Premium Catnip (40 g)
We don’t talk about The Nip Joint.

Listen… I can’t say much.
But if you find the redacted bag under “Tactical Lounging Devices,” take it and run.
Excellent service. Packaging was silent. No pawprints left behind.
🚫🐶🍃🧳

Kitty
Catmint Diesel – Premium Catnip (40 g)

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