Hi, both cats are super chilled no more random fighting - love the product
We can neither confirm nor deny the alleged improvement in diplomatic relations between the two operatives.
If a ceasefire did occur... Management certainly didn't smile.
Welcome to the Family 🖤
Thank you, my Queens are enjoying their springs! Will order from you guys again! Great service!
The Queens appear to have accepted the equipment without filing a single complaint. A rare and deeply suspicious development.
Welcome to the Family 🖤
She gets a fright when I shoot them, but she catches them when I throw them.
Louise
The launcher has been noted.
The operative has elected to ignore it.
This is a perfectly normal feline negotiating tactic.
— Management ⬛
My 2 Bengal kitties' favorite toys!
Cat.
Two Bengals. Twelve springs.
Bold decision.
Strike Coils are small, cheap, and impossible to reason with — which makes them, legally speaking, toys.
Management has seen less damage from larger weapons.
The Crown approves.
Stopped working after a week. snapped its own tail off. charges to green but no response to button press. a bit too loud for my cats on its own, but worked in louder environment. good concept, can be refined.
Prof.
Field report received.
We would express gratitude, hypothetically, for the intel — but Management has been advised not to appear soft in writing.
On The Button: unacceptable behaviour. The Crown does not approve toys that stop responding after one week, shout across the apartment, or lose control of their tail in public.
We’ll contact you directly to arrange a refund.
The Button is being removed from active duty.
