Biskitty Catnip Treats are crunchy, protein-rich cat biscuits made for highly demanding apartment rulers who believe snacks should arrive immediately and in excessive quantities.
Biskitty Catnip & “Parsley” Treats are crunchy contraband for indoor operators with whiskers and unresolved authority issues.
The "parsley" shipment arrived through unofficial channels sometime after midnight.
Tony signed for it.
No further questions.
Infused with catnip, taurine, and enough crunch to temporarily suspend hostile diplomatic relations, these treats are commonly used during:
- post-vacuum incidents
- delayed dinner investigations
- unauthorised carrier deployment
- surprise vet appointments
- acts of betrayal involving closed bathroom doors
Serve carefully.
Too many biscuits and the household ruler may begin seeing informants in the curtains again.
No barking.
No snitching.
No eye contact.
Benefits include
- Protein-rich crunchy cat treats
- Made with catnip
- Taurine added for heart and eye health
- Supports a soft and shiny coat
- Strong immune system support
- No added artificial preservatives
- No artificial flavours
- No added colourants or sugar
- Crunchy texture cats love
Suitable as an occasional reward, training treat, or tactical peace offering during sensitive negotiations near the kitchen.
Ingredients
Wheat flour, processed animal protein (chicken), maize gluten, chicken fat, salt, brewer’s yeast, glycerin, soya lecithin, taurine, catnip, palatant.
Guaranteed analysis
- Protein: 300g/kg (max)
- Moisture: 60g/kg (max)
- Fat: 110g/kg (min)
- Fibre: 30g/kg (max)
- Ash: 60g/kg (max)
- Calcium: 12g/kg (max)
- Phosphorus: 9g/kg (min)
- Omega-6 fatty acids: 20g/kg (min)
- Omega-3 fatty acids: 1g/kg (min)
- Taurine: 2g/kg (min)
- Metabolisable energy: 4280 kcal/kg
Feeding guide
Feed as an occasional treat or reward alongside a complete and balanced diet. Always ensure fresh drinking water is available.
FAQ
Are these treats suitable for adult cats?
Yes. These treats are suitable for adult cats as an occasional snack or reward.
Do these treats contain catnip?
Yes. Catnip is included in the recipe.
Do these treats contain taurine?
Yes. Taurine is added to support heart and eye health.
Are artificial preservatives used?
No added artificial preservatives are listed on the packaging.
Can these treats replace meals?
No. These are complementary treats and should not replace a complete and balanced diet.