She gets a fright when I shoot them, but she catches them when I throw them.
Louise
The launcher has been noted.
The operative has elected to ignore it.
This is a perfectly normal feline negotiating tactic.
— Management ⬛
My 2 Bengal kitties' favorite toys!
Cat.
Two Bengals. Twelve springs.
Bold decision.
Strike Coils are small, cheap, and impossible to reason with — which makes them, legally speaking, toys.
Management has seen less damage from larger weapons.
The Crown approves.
Stopped working after a week. snapped its own tail off. charges to green but no response to button press. a bit too loud for my cats on its own, but worked in louder environment. good concept, can be refined.
Prof.
Field report received.
We would express gratitude, hypothetically, for the intel — but Management has been advised not to appear soft in writing.
On The Button: unacceptable behaviour. The Crown does not approve toys that stop responding after one week, shout across the apartment, or lose control of their tail in public.
We’ll contact you directly to arrange a refund.
The Button is being removed from active duty.
My Cats absolutely love their new toy!!! Endless hours of fun!
Brenda.
Endless hours of fun is how it starts.
Then time disappears.
Furniture gets involved.
The cats look innocent.
Classic transfer of power.
Management does not ask where the hours went.
So cute ! Fits perfectly
Alyssa.
The Crown has accepted the ankle monitor. ️
Perfect fit. ✅
Strong stare.
Zero cooperation.
The bracelet is on.
The bell is talking.
The servant now believes they have “tracking capability.”
Adorable.
Management wishes them strength in this fantasy.
