Catstages Interactive Teaser Wand | The Cat-Apult

Interactive teaser wand with launchable toys, catnip plush attachment, pom pom ball, and durable claw-resistant rope for energetic cats.

The Crown does not negotiate with boredom.
So Management approved artillery.

The Cat-Apult is a tactical enrichment device designed for high-speed hallway pursuits, aerial ambushes, and emotionally unstable furniture launches. Equipped with a durable teaser wand, elastic flinging loop, and detachable prey attachments, this operation escalates quickly.

One moment: supervised playtime.
The next: a full tactical incident in the lounge.

Includes:

• One suspiciously energetic pom pom projectile
• One plush operative infused with “parsley”
• One human servant assigned to active duty

No guarantees. No survivors. No curtains left untouched.

Key features

• Interactive teaser wand keeps cats active and stimulated
• Includes plush catnip toy and pom pom launcher attachment
• Catapult-style flinger launches toys across the room
• Durable claw-resistant rope for rough play
• Comfortable grip handle for human staff members
• Encourages chasing, hunting, pouncing, and exercise
• Interchangeable attachments keep play sessions interesting