The springs are fantastic ! My cat loves them and loves to play fetch with them.
Grant 🖤
The mission has been accomplished. The Strike Coils caused immediate psychological destabilisation, compulsive pursuit, and unauthorised games of fetch. Precisely as designed.
We acknowledge receipt of this highly favourable intelligence. Gratitude, however, remains outside official policy.
Hi, both cats are super chilled no more random fighting - love the product
We can neither confirm nor deny the alleged improvement in diplomatic relations between the two operatives.
If a ceasefire did occur... Management certainly didn't smile.
Welcome to the Family 🖤
Thank you, my Queens are enjoying their springs! Will order from you guys again! Great service!
The Queens appear to have accepted the equipment without filing a single complaint. A rare and deeply suspicious development.
Welcome to the Family 🖤
She gets a fright when I shoot them, but she catches them when I throw them.
Louise
The launcher has been noted.
The operative has elected to ignore it.
This is a perfectly normal feline negotiating tactic.
— Management ⬛
My 2 Bengal kitties' favorite toys!
Cat.
Two Bengals. Twelve springs.
Bold decision.
Strike Coils are small, cheap, and impossible to reason with — which makes them, legally speaking, toys.
Management has seen less damage from larger weapons.
The Crown approves.
