{"product_id":"pawise-corrugated-cat-scratcher-with-catnip","title":"Pawise Corrugated Cat Scratcher with Catnip | The Interrogation Board","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003ePawise Corrugated Cat Scratcher helps satisfy your cat’s natural scratching instincts while encouraging stretching, claw maintenance, and indoor enrichment. Made from corrugated cardboard and supplied with catnip, this scratcher provides a dedicated surface for scratching and play while helping redirect scratching away from furniture and carpets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18r9ty4\" data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003eindoor cats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kt9ugc\" data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003eclaw maintenance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hyw2og\" data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003estretching and scratching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5n4eq5\" data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003eboredom reduction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ml3797\" data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1501\"\u003efurniture protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8e8lia\" data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003ecats who enjoy catnip enrichment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eOfficially: a corrugated scratching board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003eUnofficially?\u003cbr data-start=\"1597\" data-end=\"1600\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003eThe Interrogation Board.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1789\"\u003eA reinforced surface used by senior members of the organisation to process stress, sharpen weapons, and aggressively reconsider household management decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1791\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003eEach board arrives with a sealed packet of premium “parsley” sourced through channels Management has been advised not to document.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"2029\"\u003eApplication is simple:\u003cbr\u003esprinkle the parsley, step back slowly, and allow the suspect to begin proceedings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2069\"\u003eExpected operational outcomes include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2303\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rods1m\" data-start=\"2070\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003eviolent scratching sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15d72xq\" data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2139\"\u003ecarpet-level intimidation tactics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4kazcd\" data-start=\"2140\" data-end=\"2180\"\u003eextended claw maintenance operations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8h0mkq\" data-start=\"2181\" data-end=\"2220\"\u003edirect attacks on invisible enemies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6fp8rf\" data-start=\"2221\" data-end=\"2264\"\u003estaring at walls after parsley exposure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18beiy1\" data-start=\"2265\" data-end=\"2303\"\u003eemotional damage to nearby couches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2305\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003eHis High-ness reportedly spent forty-three uninterrupted minutes on the board before knocking over a glass for political reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2436\" data-end=\"2519\"\u003eTony refers to it as “the meeting room.”\u003cbr data-start=\"2476\" data-end=\"2479\"\u003eNobody asks follow-up questions anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2579\"\u003eFurniture protection was never guaranteed.\u003cbr data-start=\"2563\" data-end=\"2566\"\u003eOnly loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"381\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pawise","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51850387390760,"sku":"TACFUR001","price":89.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/7698\/8968\/files\/cat-scratching-board-with-catnip-transparent.png?v=1779435536","url":"https:\/\/theapartmentcat.com\/products\/pawise-corrugated-cat-scratcher-with-catnip","provider":"The Apartment Cat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}